Jonny,Nov. 24th, Raised in Boyle Heights. UCSC. Go Slugs! Remember to, "ask the cutie, before you touch the booty."
go talk to ya other hoes
— a girl in love wit u (via joseguwop)
i was so drunk and harry potter was on tv and i was mastrbating and dobby died and i was crying as i masturbated it was a disaster
Got me stressin
Devin why are you wearing a robe
I was feeling fancy
The curve was REAL!! Lmaooooo!!
I’ve never seen a curve this powerful…
The curve is strong in this one
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parent: im down the street
*actually 30 miles away*
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
But I, somehow, some way, keep comin’ up with funky ass shit like every single day.